hey, i knwo time is fake and we literally made it all up but i would like for july to be good to me. i’d like the universe to give me a break this month and i’d like things to start working out for me. that’d be real swell
(via intensional)
this may be a strong contender for best porn intro.
“erm…okay”
“IMMMMMNOT ATTABEACH, S'A BATHTUB”
ARE WE POSITIVE THIS ISN’T FROM AN EPISODE OF ALL THAT OR SOMETHING
i don’t think they told that man what kind of movie he was going to be in
(via dang-diddly)